seventhbrother:

At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact

I still can’t believe that I told you. Or that you like me back.

Source: Him

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

Our free healthcare will fix us.

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

You already did :)

You already did :)

(Source: nyorks)

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 　

(Source: mad-dog-murphy)